Friday, February 15, 2008

Calibrate your dumb ass!

Something else that gets to me:

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People; about 97.3% of them as a matter of me guessing how many dumb fucks do this:

The majority of the population out there who buy all this incredibly expensive CRAP! The ones who live by the creed "bigger is better!", such as the ones who buy the BIGGEST god-damn TV they can afford and plop it in a 1000 cubic foot room and sit 4 feet from the damn thing.

Let me paint a senario for ya:

Some dick-wrangler decides he wants to be the kewlest (read, biggest dumb fuck) on his block! So, what does he do? He saves up his hard earned pennies, the goes to wal-mart, buys the BIGGEST rear projection HDTV he can for what seems like a wonderful price!

Then the dip-shit takes it home, hooks it up to his SDTV cable line and use all coaxial or composite connections to hook it up and leaves the factory calibration the way it is and proceeds to brag to all his friends and family how awesome (read, how dumb fuckish) he is!

Now, normally this wouldn't be so much of a problem for ME, because it's not my problem...

Trouble is, it IS my problem when such people tell me how they have an awesome TV and my AVIA calibrated 32" LCD HDTV is too small and looks bad to them.

It is also my problem when, I've assumed, 97.3% of the population make up these dumb fucks, thusly forcing TV makers to adjust their criteria based on these cum-guzzlers!

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Just thought I'd share..

Wise the FUCK UP!!

1 comment:

Naya said...

I'll calibrate your
rear-projection TV, sweetheart.
Sorry I couldn't think of anything better