Screw you assholes, all you pieces of shits.. You'll all get yours! I'mma stalk and kill ya'all!
Nah, not really, I'm feeling a little too lackadaisical today, so you lucked out this time damn ya!
Actually I'm really excited now, excited about meeting new people and doing the dating thing. I've never actually done it before, so it sounds fun to me.
I know what I want and I'm not going to sacrifice my integrity for anyone. So no matter what, I'll always be happy.
Maybe tomorrow I'll murder you...